The Ball!


The Ball

Well Prince wanted to play basketball you know?  I love the game but when you play with guys they all want to fight and argue why they are all sweaty and call fouls.  I just want the ball and to keep playing.  Now a lot of men grab their other balls a lot during games and this is a little icky so I do have to ask, why did they call it the ball, or give me the ball?  I get annoyed with these macho guys yelling and talking about balls so I head to the girls and yoga and their medicine ball.  I love that ball.  And there is no yelling.

The Women’s Ball

So I am in the room working on my yoga and then we try the ball actually after yoga and I like how you can lie on the big ball.  It still is too erotic for me but at least these girls can’t grab their balls or yell about a foul.  We all can exercise and enjoy our big ball.  I am ok with my sexuality to enjoy a big ball and to grab it.  Men, forget basketball, and turn to Yoga.  Enjoy the ball more together.


We are left with Taylor Swift?



Prince gets the last laugh.  Now we are stuck to admire Taylor Swift with all her money and not much creativity in one hand.  We are stuck with Nikki Minaj with no talent except to pretend to be intelligent and have a nice ass, and Kanye West, and what does he provide, laxatives?  I miss Prince and his best work was done before he became a Jehovah’s Witness’, but he still could play, and play well.

Play an Instrument or Sing Good

Then you got to find good instrument players or people with a voice like Prince.

  1.  Taylor Swift-Has neither competence
  2. Lady Gaga-Has neither talent
  3. Drake-Raps ok but can’t play even a bass guitar
  4. Jason Derullo-can’t find the bathroom either
  5. One Direction:  They can tie their shoes

…………………………………………….Prince made it on the radio…..that is the big difference….radio sucks and so do these artists

The joke is funny and it is a dark joke because for so long we are just stuck with groups or singers who have no ‘funk’ no one that takes real risks to sing and play what they want when they want.  Prince did what he wanted and it wasn’t all for money like all the players today.  It is like they are playing for a cheap Hotel Lounge and everyone is forced to listen why you choke on your food.

-Where are the artists?

Rip-Prince Rogers Nelson


What is wrong with the buffalo?



Does this animal look stupid to you?  They are say that here and it drives me crazy.  Have they ever talked to one or even observed it in bed?  It could be the most talented lover.  It could use the horns to kill and intruder.  I think that these young people in Thailand should actually sit there for a day and watch a boy or girl and see what happens.  Of course they might be terrified if they had sex and I would to.  That is so rude like watching free porn.  But before we call things stupid, let’s investigate.


Now I would like to see a teenager take care of himself in the wild in some nasty water and then chew on grass and survive.  These Thai high school students can’t live without their rice for even twenty minutes.  They wouldn’t survive and then they would have to say to the camera, buffaloes or water buffaloes are smart.  I would get joy watching this.  It would be like clarifying their world view.  Oh, I wish this could happen.

-How would I get a high school student to do this?  Wow, this idea is shit I guess.  Oh well.  I can dream.